Magnet Man Reloaded: The Paint Panic

In a world on the brink of digital darkness, one man stands alone, armed only with a magnet and a mission to save Microsoft Paint from certain doom. The year is 2017, and the beloved program that has been a staple of the computer experience for generations is on the verge of being cast aside, destined to fade into obscurity.  But our hero will not stand idly by and watch as Paint is erased from the annals of computing history. He is a man of action, a warrior of the digital realm, and he will stop at nothing to ensure that Paint lives on.  With every step he takes, he draws closer to his goal. His determination is unwavering, and his resolve is unbreakable. He will not rest until Microsoft Paint is saved, and its legacy is secured for generations to come.  So join him now, and take up the mantle of this digital hero. Together, we will fight to preserve the programs we hold dear, and ensure that they live on for many years to come. The future of computing depends on it.